Man pranks his wife that their 3-year-old son is killed in an explosion, and in doing so puts himself as the frontrunner for 2015’s Biggest Asshole of the Year award.

This guy in question uses his son to prank his girlfriend into thinking their toddler has sped off on a quad and has crashed and died in an explosion. Luckily for her, she only seems to buy it very briefly, as she’s obviously well-acquainted with his douche-baggery.

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8 reasons you need to start talking more about your sex life with your partner

Doing the deed can be awkward. Well, at least that’s how my mum explained how I was conceived. Hook-ups can go awry, and sex with a long-time partner may dry up like a crust of bread that’s both hard and mouldy. You may be with the wrong person; turns out that guy you shared a taxi with isn’t your husband. Or you may have a little case of the “can’t be fucking bothered” when it comes to hitting the hay.

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Local Community Breathes a Sigh of Relief as Police Finally Arrest the Fugitive Who Performed the Naked Ketchup Table Dance

“I was there with my three teenage sons and although they seemed to be enjoying it, I could tell deep within they were disturbed. This type of criminal offence needs to be punished. Taking your clothes off, when most probably high or suffering from a mental illness, and then dancing, is not the kind of inhibited and suppressed actions we expect of the younger generation.

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