Pizza, in contrast, “would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it. The worst thing she could give me is indigestion and in the long term, heart disease, which I think is worth the risk to get my lips around her cheesy parts.
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This Baby Being Encouraged to Smoke and Drink Beer Will Be the Most Horrifying Thing You See All Day, but not so horrifying we aren’t willing use it as enticing click bait.
OK, you clicked on the link to see a toddler drink beer and smoke a cigarette? What kind of sicko are you? I guess the kind that comes to websites like this and loves to be a voyeur of poverty porn? Shame on you.
18 Things Men Should Never Say on a First Date.
Wow, you’re not quite as fat as imagined.
In 5 year’ time what would describe you best: barren or bun in the oven?
I still suck my thumb, but only before I go to sleep.
How political correctness is trying to ban children’s laughter.
I don’t hear the kids anymore sniggering and giggling while staring at someone they feel threatened by due solely to the fact that they are different. Little do they know, they are missing a crucial part of the childhood experience of looking down on others and feeling superior.
Why women need to dumb themselves down if they ever want a chance with a guy like me.
Yet when it comes to actual brainy brains, girls, let’s face it: It’s a huge turn off. Seeing as how our uber-masculine culture pairs being a man with being stronger, smarter and overall more badass than any girl, coming across a woman who has genuine intelligence is difficult to really grasp. It’s like, “Boobies, talk, boobies, talk. What’s happening?”
20 Things That Make Guys Sexy AF That Have Nothing to Do With Looks
When he sees a woman struggling to get her bag into the overhead bin on a plane or up a flight of stairs, he uses her weakness to push in or take the space. Chivalry is as dead as a dodo, and his Alpha male “get out of my way, grandma” style gives you the real dirty damps.
School Threatens 7-year-old with Expulsion for Potentially Infecting Other Students with the Gay Virus.
It’s a known fact that gayness spreads like Ebola and that just by coughing on someone, you can catch the gay. When it was first discovered that she was in direct contact with a gay, the girl was immediately quarantined in the girls’ P.E lockers rooms
A Bunch of Millionaire Celebrities Showcased Clothes from a Billion-dollar Clothing Manufacturer and All Non-millionaires Should be Interested
With the appropriate fake smiles and pretend wackiness, Burberry has assembled and all-star cast of models, actors, singers, comedians, and anyone famous who’s willing to be a well-dressed corporate shill for a few bucks.
10 Dos and Don’ts of Dating that will Change the Game.
Last week, Cosmo threw a cocktail party in NYC’s swanky Nomad Hotel to talk about dating. You’re thinking, “Wow, Cosmo, is that […]
The perfect wedding proposal makes sure NO is not an option.
This guy was pretty crafty when it came to working out the perfect time and place to propose. Taking her a few thousand feet up in the air all alone is the perfect environment to get the answer: “Yes, yes, of course, but please don’t kill me.”