Last week, Cosmo threw a cocktail party in NYC’s swanky Nomad Hotel to talk about dating. You’re thinking, “Wow, Cosmo, is that […]
Bad Advice
The internet if full of vacuous and inane listicles and advice columns telling readers the do’s and don’ts of this, that and the other. To bring some balance to that, we offer a dysfunctional warped, puerile and perverse version of this same advice.
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13 Things That Get Too Real When He Moves In.
You develop Spidey senses for things you had no idea bothered you before. Has he always made that noise when he masturbates? Would it be so much effort for him to not trim his pubic hairs in the kitchen? Yes, you love him and yes, he’s a definite safe bet, but holy crap, those little things.
5 Ways to Make Sure He Sees You as the Girl Worth Chasing
Straight up, maybe on the second date, see if you can borrow some money from him. You may have to […]
9 Actually Useful Hacks for Getting Over a Breakup.
First thing, did you notice how in the title I used the word “hack?” Just reminding you that’s the newest […]
Why knowing stuff is way more important than doing stuff, and other amazing lessons self-help has taught me.
Never in human history have we had access to so much knowledge on how to be happy. It’s obviously working; how else do you explain those who are not one of the 30 million people on antidepressants in the US and not part of half the population addicted to some form of escapism? Some could argue we don’t need a book to tell us how to be happy, that being happy comes naturally and effortlessly when we are aligned to who we really are and living in healthy and supportive environments. Yeah, right. Whoever said that obviously hasn’t read the best seller Happiness doesn’t come naturally and anyone who says so is a loser.
Why I’m always right and my wife is always wrong, and other top tips for a happy and successful marriage.
People ask me, “Herbert, is there a formula for a lasting and happy marriage?” I say, “Yes, there is, and […]
The worst 26 gifts to give your boyfriend or husband.
The book “Learning to Listen When She Talks.” Socks or novelty boxers. An iron. Nothing, because, you know, he’s not […]
The worst 26 gifts to give your girlfriend or wife.
Weekend in Paris… with your mum. All-access weekend pass for the colossus monster truck derby. Subscription to Sky Sports. 5 […]
Answer This 1 Question with Your Husband Every Week for a Healthy Marriage.
By Joe Novak One question once a week can significantly improve the health of your marriage and ensure your dog […]