14-year-old student Aliya May of Moody Middle School in Virginia is facing potential charges after launching a baby carrot
Not Noteworthy NEWS
Here we will be taking a look at stories in the news that seem absurd, ridiculous or serve as vanity porn for the protagonists. Either way, we will do our best to make fun of them and be hyper-judgmental about the people in the news we think are worthy of derision and ridicule.
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I Understand Why Veronica Partridge Stopped Wearing Leggings Because of Men’s Lustful Thoughts.
As a fine upstanding Christian woman, she knows the power of the sins of the flesh and how easily men find it to get a “devil’s boner,” which is any type of erection that isn’t due to your wife being face down in the pillow

Jennifer Lawrence on the female pay gap in the film industry.
This is a huge issue that many women need to pay attention to, as it impacts all women earning annually […]