A YouTube video of your wedding proposal? That’s so last year, loser. Now it’s about doing a YouTube video of your invitation. Weddings have never before been grander than they are these days, and it’s fucking pissing me off!
Self-Righteous Rants
Here I will share with you what is shitting me, shocking me and generally arousing my self-righteous scorn and overall dumbfoundedness. Satire is meant to challenge established power, not ridicule the powerless, and that’s what I hope to do here, as well as poke fun at what I read that seems beyond stupid.
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Wrigley’s “love story” viral ad would work better with used condoms than with chewing gum
We all know advertisers are great at pairing useless products with emotions that have absolutely nothing to do with what’s for sale. Case in point: When you think of romance and falling in love,
This Baby Being Encouraged to Smoke and Drink Beer Will Be the Most Horrifying Thing You See All Day, but not so horrifying we aren’t willing use it as enticing click bait.
OK, you clicked on the link to see a toddler drink beer and smoke a cigarette? What kind of sicko are you? I guess the kind that comes to websites like this and loves to be a voyeur of poverty porn? Shame on you.
A Bunch of Millionaire Celebrities Showcased Clothes from a Billion-dollar Clothing Manufacturer and All Non-millionaires Should be Interested
With the appropriate fake smiles and pretend wackiness, Burberry has assembled and all-star cast of models, actors, singers, comedians, and anyone famous who’s willing to be a well-dressed corporate shill for a few bucks.
The perfect wedding proposal makes sure NO is not an option.
This guy was pretty crafty when it came to working out the perfect time and place to propose. Taking her a few thousand feet up in the air all alone is the perfect environment to get the answer: “Yes, yes, of course, but please don’t kill me.”